i swear to god, i will

mazerun:

(X)

beesmygod:

like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperon at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus

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spacetwinks:

burglar breaks into my house, points gun at me, demands all my valuables. sees that i am playing mario party 3 at 2 in the morning completely by myself. feels bad for me, sits down, plugs in second controller. a week later, we are dating. 3 months later, we break up, but it is amicable.

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What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
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This movie reminds me that I can be smart and capable and demand respect and I can do all of that with girly hair and while wearing heels and lipstick and pretty dresses and spending a little “me” time getting my hair done or getting a facial. There’s nothing weak or anti-feminist about being feminine.

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goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

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toosmallortootall:

 [x]

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

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stuff-and-thangs:

x

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"I’m very shy,” O’Brien says. “I  wish more people believed me when I say that. Stiles is a version of me that rarely exists in the real world. He’s so confident and extroverted, and I’m much more restrained and internal.

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oliver-and-felicity:

 (x)

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vanillabobo:

du4ne:

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time

#at this point i dont even care about your fandoms

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otp challenge: [6/7] scenes

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dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

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