i swear to god, i will


i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

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this is the definition of human trash

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"I found someone who was much smarter than me. I’d like to think I’m with her until the wheels fall off."

Robert Downey Jr., who married Susan Levin nine years ago, on August 27, 2005.

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Nicki Minaj is not a woman who easily slides into the roles assigned to women in her industry or elsewhere. She’s not polished, she’s not concerned with her reputation, and she’s certainly not fighting for equality among mainstream second-wave feminists. She’s something else, and she’s something equally worth giving credence to: a boundary-breaker, a nasty bitch, a self-proclaimed queen, a self-determined and self-made artist. She’s one of the boys, and she does it with the intent to subvert what it means. She sings about sexy women, about fucking around with different men. She raps about racing ahead in the game, imagines up her own strings of accolades, and rolls with a rap family notorious for dirty rhymes, foul mouths, and disregard for authority and hegemony.

While Beyoncé has expanded feminist discourse by reveling in her role as a mother and wife while also fighting for women’s rights, Minaj has been showing her teeth in her climb to the top of a male-dominated genre. Both, in the process, have expanded our society’s idea of what an empowered women looks like — but Minaj’s feminist credentials still frequently come under fire. To me, it seems like a clear-cut case of respectability politics and mainstreaming of the feminist movement: while feminist writers raved over Beyoncé’s latest album and the undertones of sexuality and empowerment that came with it, many have questioned Minaj’s decisions over the years to subvert beauty norms using her own body, graphically talk dirty in her work, and occasionally declare herself dominant in discourse about other women. (All of these areas of concern, however, didn’t seem to come into play when Queen Bey did the same.)


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So I really love how the intro to Pacific Rim is, like, 90% plausible/whatever for the first two minutes. Massive tragedy in San Francisco, media and cultural response, blah blah blah

Then, completely straight-up, “So that’s when we decided to make giant robots.”

When life hands you lemons

you make giant robots

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aries: goes to amusement parks alone
taurus: punk and charitable 
gemini: gets headaches when they see 3d movies
cancer: cute narcissist 
leo: wears dad pants
virgo: likes to stick lit matches up their butt
libra: can name all the members of the beetles and hates themselves
scorpio: eats raw onions 
sagittarius: selfish and beautiful
capricorn: has a hoard of ketchup packets
aquarius: shares their mcdonalds fries, is cool
pisces: acts like a goon


Master post of music that Patrick Stump has sung, or been associated with in general.

The following links are links to a YouTube video of the song — if you wish to download the song, here is a link to rip it straight from the YouTube video.  For albums, if you wish to have it, just message me and I can upload it for you and send you the link!

( * is songs Patrick also sang vocals on, and ** is for songs that he also co-wrote, and ~ is songs that he also produced! )

Fall Out Boy


Evening Out With Your Girlfriend (2003) 
Take This to Your Grave (2003) 
My Heart Will Always be the B-Side to my Tongue (2004) 
From Under the Cork Tree (2005) 
Infinity on High (2007) 
Folie á Deux (2008) 
Believers Never Die Greatest Hits (2009)
Save Rock and Roll (2013) 
PAX AM Days EP (2013)

bonus songs:

Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers (2005)
The Music or the Misery (2005)
G.I.N.A.S.F.S (2007)

It’s Hard to Say “I Do”, When I Don’t (2007)
Beat It (2008)

Pavlove (2008)
Alpha Dog (2009)
Austin, We Have a Problem (2006-2007 [?])
Yule Shoot Your Eye Out (2003)
What’s This? (2006)
We Don’t Take Hits, We Write Them (2003-2004)
Hand of God (2006)
Lake Effect Kid (2007)
From Now on We Are Enemies (2009)
Turnpike Gates (2008)
Save Your Generation
Start Today (2005)
Star 67/Intro
Roxanne (2005)
Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting (2014)
One and Only (2007)

Solo Work


Truant Wave (2011)
Soul Punk (2011)


Everyday (2011)

Featured Vocal Appearances

Gym Class Heroes:

Cupid’s Chokehold (2007)
Clothes Off! (2007)
Blinded By the Sun (2008) ~

Cobra Starship:

iViva La Cobra! (2008) ~ ***
You’re Not in On the Joke (2009)


Don’t Regret It Now (2008) ~
Est. (80’s baby) [backing vocals] (2008) ~

Other Songs:

Everything is Alright - Motion City Soundtrack (2005)
Second Chances - October Fall (2006)
Don’t Wake Me Up - The Hush Sound (2006)
One Day I’ll Stay Home - Misery Signals (2006)
King of Wishful Thinking - New Found Glory (2007)
If You Could Remember - Damnation A.D. (2007)
One of THOSE Nights - The Cab (2008) *** [also provided instrumentation]
Bounce - The Cab (2008) ** [instrumentation also]
I’m a Wonder - The Cab (2008) **
Birthday Girl - The Roots (2008)
That’s What it Takes, Dear - Kristeen Young (2008)
Open Happiness  - Coca-Cola Company (2009)
Feet Don’t Fail - Claude Kelly (2010)
The Last Hero - XV (2011)
Bummed Out Blues - Murs (2011)
All Your Heart - Transit (2011)
Jock Powerviolence - Weekend Nachos (2011)
Dancing With the Devil - Krewella (2013)
I Stand Alone - Robert Glasper (2013)


Supersize Me - Tyga (2008)
Woww - Tyga (2008)
Pleasure Ryland - Cobra Starship (2008) **
Little Weapon - Lupe Fiasco (2007) **
Guilty as Charged - Gym Class Heroes
Drnk Txt Rmeo - Gym Class Heroes (2008)
Like Father, Like Son (Papa’s Song) - Gym Class Heroes (2008)
Catch Me If You Can - Gym Class Heroes (2008)
Live a Little - Gym Class Heroes (2008)
No Place to Run - Gym Class Heroes (2008)


That 70’s Song - The Cab (2008)
The Other Side - Bruno Mars (2010)
Here I Am Alive - Yellowcard (2012)
Outlines - All Time Low (2012)
Picture Perfect - Escape the Fate (2013)

I will try very, very hard to update this as he continues to do more work — If any of the links are broken or become unavailable, please message me!

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i spent an hour of my life on this

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Everything Beyonce does is careful and thought out. Her entire image is perfection crafted from planning ahead. She does not ‘wing it’ or throw things into her performances and public appearances ‘just because’.

What she did at this award show was amazing, especially because of how intentional and thought out it clearly was.

Feminism is a scary word for a lot of people. Many women are afraid of calling themselves feminist because they think it implies anger, hatred of men, or a rejection of traditional femininity. 

Beyonce presented everyone watching with two distinct images of what many viewers viewed as two very different women. There is the strong, independent FEMINIST. She is the woman who likes being in control and being in the spotlight. Then there is the WIFE and MOTHER. She is soft, sweet, smiling at the husband and child you can tell she loves and values so much.

For every girl watching who was afraid to be a feminist, afraid to be powerful, because of what she thought she would lose, this is an incredible message. You can be all the things you want to be. You can be both. Feminists can have amazing happy, full lives full of both traditional and modern womanhood. 

Feminism means gender should not be a source of persecution or a restriction of your choices. Feminism mean the type of person you should be is based on what you value, not what outside forces pressure you to value because of your gender or biological sex. Shout at the top of your lungs that you are a feminist and proud. Then go and be the exact person that you want to be. 

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i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

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parks and recreation + text posts

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"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

August 23rdvia and source with 75,261 notes


when you get your eyeliner perfect


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