i swear to god, i will
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fangoriaaa:

ryden-gg:

mcrsquad:

You like mcr, panic at the disco, choppy hair cuts, fall out boy and black clothing. You can’t stop smudging your eyeliner, you can’t stay out of hot topic, and you don’t know the top 20 charts. Face it, you’re never gonna leave 2005.

I don’t wanna leave 2005. i just wanna

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Marvel’s Chris trifecta

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everybodyilovedies:

stuckinabucket:

"Oooooookay. That’s…weird."

"Four, five, six…subtle, guys. Real subtle."

"Are you shitting me? Covert ops, my Irish grandmother. This is why you people lost in ‘Nam."

"Really? With the budging in behind me, and the whole goon squad? I am going to kick everybody’s ass on general principle."

THIS IS WHY YOU LSOT ‘NAM OH MY GOSHHHHHHH

July 26thvia and source with 85,776 notes

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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"If today was your last day on earth, what would you do?"

July 25thvia and source with 16,980 notes

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

July 25thvia and source with 47,857 notes

iamthemagicks:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

This is not a joke. It’s damn near impossible to tell during summer.

July 25thvia and source with 462,993 notes

internetmessiah:

Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?

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"I know we’re not a band that many people like, but we don’t need to mean everything to everyone, we just need to mean something to someone"

—Pete Wentz at monumentour tonight (7/18/14)
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7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
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y0itskameron:

I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

July 25thvia and source with 86,175 notes






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